Days And Confused

First of all, it's only freaking Tuesday. Yes, it is. It feels like Thursday. But it's not. And tomorrow is Wednesday. Nothing gets past me. All day yesterday, felt like Wednesday. Nope. It was Monday. I think it's laundry day... But I like doing that on Thursday. It's not Thursday. Public school did well by me, huh? Dammit, it's Tuesday. Bah. But if I don't get it done today then tomorrow will be Wednesday. Winner. Winner. Which will just mess up my whole weekend. What a nail biter. And I wanted to ride a pony.... Wait. What? It's going to be a long week. Oh geez. I'm going back to bed. 

So to clarify... What day is this?